Here's my test:
Welcome to the P-STUPID (Pseudo-Scientific Tarnopolian Unambiguously Predictive Identity Determiner)
Answer the questions below or be fired. It's your free choice.
1. You believe that a dichotomous key is the best and only way to capture something as complex and slippery as a human personality.
[] Yes
[] No
2. You trust that a product being sold to corporations for a profit will be magically unaffected by pecuniary interest.
[] Yes
[] No
3. You believe that anything that produces numbers must always take epistemic priority over any other method of information transfer.
[] Yes
[] No
4. You have read and understood The Mismeasure of Man.
[] Yes
[] No
5. You believe that the road to human meaning starts with human beings being processed like inanimate, non-self-aware objects and shunted into predetermined cubicles.
[] Yes
[] No
6. When confronted with a complex phenomenon, you get anxious and hope that some authority will provide a neat little answer so you don't have to think for yourself.
[] Yes
[] No
7. You prefer order to freedom.
[] Yes
[] No
8. You still cling to the notion that there is such a thing as an essential, Platonic self that is unitary and unaffected by development over time.
[] Yes
[] No
9. You have elevated your subjective, projective desires by labeling them with the honorific tag, "objective."
[] Yes
[] No
10. You find this parody funny.
[] Yes
[] No
Scoring
If you answered yes to anything other than questions 4 and 10, you're an idiot. End of scoring.
Welcome to the P-STUPID (Pseudo-Scientific Tarnopolian Unambiguously Predictive Identity Determiner)
Answer the questions below or be fired. It's your free choice.
1. You believe that a dichotomous key is the best and only way to capture something as complex and slippery as a human personality.
[] Yes
[] No
2. You trust that a product being sold to corporations for a profit will be magically unaffected by pecuniary interest.
[] Yes
[] No
3. You believe that anything that produces numbers must always take epistemic priority over any other method of information transfer.
[] Yes
[] No
4. You have read and understood The Mismeasure of Man.
[] Yes
[] No
5. You believe that the road to human meaning starts with human beings being processed like inanimate, non-self-aware objects and shunted into predetermined cubicles.
[] Yes
[] No
6. When confronted with a complex phenomenon, you get anxious and hope that some authority will provide a neat little answer so you don't have to think for yourself.
[] Yes
[] No
7. You prefer order to freedom.
[] Yes
[] No
8. You still cling to the notion that there is such a thing as an essential, Platonic self that is unitary and unaffected by development over time.
[] Yes
[] No
9. You have elevated your subjective, projective desires by labeling them with the honorific tag, "objective."
[] Yes
[] No
10. You find this parody funny.
[] Yes
[] No
Scoring
If you answered yes to anything other than questions 4 and 10, you're an idiot. End of scoring.