The Forward is doing excellent journalism on "The Canary Mission," a far-right smear-site connected to liberal Jewish donor organizations

The Forward, of course, is staffed by self-hating Jewish antisemites, just like me, which is why I like this series. Ever since 1897, all they've done is hurt the Jews.

And that semi-satirical sarcasm is not too far off from what really existing political discourse is in the US: who can most successfully broadcast the stupidest, most knee-jerk, narcissistic, hyper-sub-marketed identity-politics bullshit to the greatest number of braindead, suicidally ignorant consumer-drones.

This is known as "democracy." Just as the fact that supposedly liberal Jewish organizations are funding these McCarthyite yahoos, along with a host of other far-right organizations, is "liberalism."

See where endless identity-leg-humping gets you? Smack in the middle of the far-right. Something for the essentialist identitarians on the left to, like, you know, consider. And shit. Which of course means I hate trans people and frankly every possible subaltern imaginable. QED.

Anyway, read up on this telling, burgeoning scandal here at the Forward -- or, rather, "today's Der Stürmer," according to your average near-Nazi Jewish supremacist moron. Who somehow gets to make the call of who really counts as a Jew, to which I say, "Honestly, coethnicists: blow my circumcised member, which doesn't want to be part of your club." I'm a Groucho Marxist like that.

Any Jew worth his or her salt -- or history -- should beg the Canary Mission to sign them up. I sent an email a ways back; never checked if they did. Or you can continue to be a Good German.

The Left: "Doug, does this mean you love everything the Forward's ever written? Liberal Zionist turncoat criminal!"

[Doug slams head into desk repeatedly.]

The Right: "Ah, now we see the self-hatred inherent in Doug's thought-criminality!"

[Doug reaches for his metaphorical pistol, knowing it's a satirical trope ("teachable moment"?) too far for just about 95% of the idiotic population, so he's left to fight off swelling-to-maculate-giraffe misanthropy with a little wordplay-humor. Yet again.]

Nature: "Don't worry, Doug -- you're all probably on the way out, anyway, and quite soon. Right on the 200,000-year average-species-lifespan mark, actually. So, who really cares about your struggle against misanthropy when the species, as currently organized, is the most misanthropic force in the universe?"