Turkey Invades Iraq

It was only a matter of time, of course. So nice -- from the Balkans to India, we have various stages of war, all becoming increasingly inter-related. To say nothing about other areas of the world!

Essentially, we've got a huge fight among various power blocs over a resource we shouldn't even be using while global warming, nuclear weapons, and emergent diseases like bird flu (remember that? -- still mutating away) -- any of which can end civilization (such as it is) or even cause our extinction -- are still mostly unaddressed.

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